Me and Penguins or should I say Penguins and I? A little bit of humour

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

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Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

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You really didn’t believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you? (Apart my beautiful Mum & Pop)

It’s so easy to fool OLD people. 

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

I fell for it, too.

11 thoughts on “Me and Penguins or should I say Penguins and I? A little bit of humour

  1. omg… you are naughty. lol

    everyone knows they gather…. hum twigs… *looks defiantly* and build a raft… pushing the departed off into the sea in a lovely sort of viking funeral. sheish.

    and they don’t sing… they are all drummers.

    • Glad you are following me so I see your dry wit up close & personal like 🙂
      I have an image now of a penguin trussed up on a flaming pyre being set a-sail, whilst his buddies stand ashore waving their flippers/arm/wings?
      You had me in hysterics about them being drummers – thank you!!!! 🙂

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