Signs you’re older than you thought….
– You can live without sex but not without glasses. – Your back goes out more than you do. – You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
Juz sayin…
A woman’s idea of romance is candles and satin sheets. A man’s idea of romance is “Hi Honey, I bought you some edible underwear!”
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Ok I’ll try better next week I promise.
Ramblings From A Mum 
Hi Mumsy! That’s so funny! BTW: don’t know if it’s just me, but no pictures show up? Hope your having a good day? ……honey-pie! xxxx
Hi sweet no they vanished..were grabbed back…confiscated…as soon as I posted it – so I just added more lame jokes lol 🙂 xxx
thanks for the chuckles…but I could never live without sex–longest I could go is a year without !!!!
A Year … hmm yep I could do that I reckon and your welcome sweet 🙂 xx
Hahahaha!
chuckles right back at ya 🙂
My back does go out more than I do! A good chuckle at your wandering Gran too. Thanks for spreading the smile 😀
You are most welcome – thank you for your visit I am honoured 🙂
Too funny! Thanks; I needed that!
Your welcome Beck 🙂
I think your grandma just walked by….. *giggles*
your answer got me chuckling girl 🙂