Rambly Mum and MerBear’s Poetry Prizes

I asked for a poem about Panda Paws and this is the result 🙂

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Rambly Mum asked me to write a poem about Panda’s struggle with Paws.


Panda is a grumpy sod

Who often rants at you

But if you had Panda paws and claws

Then you’d be grumpy too


If you tried to dress your dinners

From jars of pickled, spiced bamboo

But fumbled slipped and dropped the shit

Then you’d be grumpy too


If you laid your lady Panda

On the bed so you might woo

But tore each condom you tried to don

Then you’d be grumpy too


If you felt you had to rant

Because your sex life gets you blue

But typed like you wore boxing gloves

Then you’d be grumpy too


So spare a thought for Panda

Who can’t even self abuse

If you tore your bits when you flicked your wrist

Then you’d be grumpy too


And MerBear asked me to expand on a comment I made…

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