Are you Macho or a Metrosexual kinda guy and some eye candy for the ladies.

So this is for the men folk… for all you SNAGS out there (are you still called SNAGS?)  You know –  Sensitive New Age Guys…oh no
wait you are now Metrosexuals aren’t you?  Ah yes has the Macho Neanderthal beer swilling man that us women grew to know and love have now possibly faded into oblivion, to be replaced with one who spends longer in front of the bathroom mirror than what we do.

How many of you men are into facial creams? You know the ones that Mc.Dreamy  (Greys Anatomy) Patrick Dempsey advertises       images-5                 (ok I need a moment)

In fact I can’t for the life of me remember WHAT he advertises as I’m too busy drooling. Where was I? Oh yes,  nowadays as the world progresses (sometimes for the better) you menfolk have much more variety to slap on your faces than the standard 4711  or Brut (hands up who remembers them) but I’m not taking aftershave. I am talking Male Rejuvenating Products.

In fact this should be your regime : facials, moisturizer (morning), moisturizer (evening), face wash (morning), face wash (evening), serum, toner, eye cream, exfoliating scrub, mask.  ‘Ha’ I hear you laugh, I’m a bloke (Aussie for male)  “I don’t need any of that stuff, give me a bar of Imperial Leather and I’ll do just nicely thank you”.

I wish I didn’t put the pic of Patrick up there, I keep scrolling back up.

Seriously though do you use any of the new products on the market? Are you roped in by advertisements and promises of a new and younger looking you?  Or are you embarrassed about using facial products? Do you think in fact they would make a difference? I wish I had the answer. I don’t see the harm in slathering a bit of moisturiser on you skin. I mean you shave – you have bristles, you have skin that is constantly being subjected to shaving cream, brushes, razors, the harsh environment. Your skin does dry out, so I say (if you aren’t already) give it a try. As far as eye creams that firm..hmmm tipping they won’t do much (but don’t let me stop you from trying) also an exfoliating brush to remove dead skin cells (yes sounds revolting, but you have them as much as we do).

I just wonder what Charlie boy who once said “I look like a quarry someone has dynamited”..would have ever muttered the words “Give me some of that exfoliating scrub”.
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or would this one have drawled “Come on punk make my day and hand me over the serum”.
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or…yes I had to do it…this one saying “I’ll be back – for my moisturiser”.
Arnie

So there you have it menfolk, the choice is yours. No longer will you have to hide dried out faces, or droopy eye skin or heaven forbid dead skin cells for there are miracles out there in a bottle  (or squeezy pack)  just waiting for you to spend your mega bucks on. I am sure you are relieved to know that now you not only have ‘product’ for your hair but you can ‘zhush’ your face as well.

Let’s face it us women go through childbirth, we slap all sorts of goo on us to try and make us look young again, we shave, we pluck, we laser, we colour our hair, I’m sure if you try really hard you can force your self into that Department Store for a lotion or potion that may in fact make your skin feel as soft as a babies bottom (without losing any of your masculinity).

So what say you my gentlemen readers…are you a slather kinda guy?

and that was my 450th post – thank you linesmen thank you ball-boys

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29 thoughts on “Are you Macho or a Metrosexual kinda guy and some eye candy for the ladies.

  1. 450 … that’s good.

    I look after myself. I use Body Shop shaving cream with Maca Root, Body Shop White Musk aftershave balm, Body Shop Maca Root balancing face protector and Body Shop Maca Root face scrub. Then to top it off I use ASDA essentials face wash 😆

  2. I am looking forward to what the men have to say. I prefer a well groomed man myself.

  3. O.K you got me–I started “using” this winter after the cold air was drying out my skin to the point of pain…and now it is spring and I am still on the juice! I can’t stop!! I like it! Hopefully none of the guys from the pub visit this blog:)

  4. I keep posting to the wrong blog post comment! Arrrgghhhh. Must be I am new to computers…having been without for a couple days haha.

    Anyway…McDreamy lives about an hour and a half from me. *grins*…woo wooo

      • I think you can just leave my mistakes lol….I don’t care if everyone thinks I am a dork haha.

        As for McDreamy … he lives in Seattle, Washington, USA…I am in Vancouver, Washington USA. But now I am wondering … are you coming to visit me? Or actor-doctor man? Oh, last month he was trying to buy a coffee chain I think…but it did not work out I think.

      • You are a beautiful dork so all is good 🙂
        Of course I would visit you…. no I would….it’s just that ..oh hell bells my hearts all a fluttering… I do love actor-doctor man and I would buy his coffee..in fact I would make him a coffee… 😉

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