Spam-a-licious Numero 7

Yes ok it’s Friday night, the working week is done and dusted and I have had a wine or two, to well…. relax, so before I got into anything to heavy I thought a little more Spam-a-licious should be dealt with.    Awww come on it’s not THAT bad!

This time I shall put the post what site they are referring to…My response to Mr. Spam is in CAPS and red.

Norrie MacIver ‘A RRIBHINN OG BHEIL CUIMHN AGAD’ – This part was part of the Title by the way, not my response.

Just wanna AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!…NO??? DAMN IT, YOU HAD ME AT ‘WANNA’.. remark that you have a very nice site, OOER YOU ARE BACK – THANKS FOR POPPING IN AGAIN I love the pattern it really stands out. KNIT ONE PURL ONE… I got what you mean, I THINK YOU MEANT ‘GET’  BUT HEY GLAD YOU DID, I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT thanks for posting. YUP THAT’S WHAT I DO. Woh – WOH? SHOULDN’T THAT BE WOAH? I am pleased to find this website through google. SUCH A CLEVER BUGGA FOR KNOWING WHAT GOOGLE IS “Being intelligent is not a felony, OH CRAP- YOU MEAN I COULD GET LOCKED UP FOR MY INTELLIGENCE???? but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.” WIPING MY BROW HERE, THAT MEANS I’LL ONLY GET A YEAR INSTEAD OF 12???

Spam-a-licious # 5
I simply want to mention YEP WAITING FOR IT I’m newbie to blogging WE ALL HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE MATE and site-building WELL, IT’S NOT AS IF I NEED TO BE A BRICKIES LABOURER OR NUTTIN’ and truly savored your web blog. SAVOUR AWAY SPAM MAN Most likely I’m planning to bookmark your website. YEAH…YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. You absolutely come with outstanding writings. SEE THAT LINE IS A LITTLE..ERR SHALL I SAY VERGING ON SEXUAL? Thanks a bunch for revealing your blog.YOU’RE LUCKY THAT’S ALL I REVEAL.

What attracts a reader
Xoateykea uimakee retiajadoc VigRX oepuzopi eaaaso!!    ‘K’?

My Sanctuary – Picture It & Write
i didn’t like this post very much HOW VERY DARE YOU! but all of your other posts are very good. INDIAN GIVER.

Lonely
I am regular visitor, how are you everybody? MY EVERYBODY IS JUST DANDY THANKS FOR ASKING, HOW IS YOURS? This post posted at this site is actually fastidious. SO I SHOUDN’T BE SO DETAILED IN MY POSTED POSTS?

The Song- A prompt from Magpie Tales
Hey there, HI HOW YOU DOIN’? You’ve done a great job. GREAT THANKS – NO REALLY LOVIN’ THE BS YOU KEEP SPINNING. I will definitely digg it ERM DIGG IT? YOU WANT TO BURY WHAT I WRITE? and in my opinion suggest to my friends.OK SHALL WE MEET AT THE CEMETERY – YOUR FRIENDS AND I? I am confident they’ll be benefited from this site. OH …MY DREAM COME TRUE, FOR YOUR MATES TO BENEFIT…

Visits in the Dark – Vis-Dare # 6
his article WHAT’S THIS ‘HIS’ BUSINESS???? is very nice understanding the patients is very important from this i understood everything thank you. PATIENTS THAT ARE UNDERSTANDING? UNDERSTANDING PATIENCE? BLIMEY MATE COULD YOU BE A LITTLE CLEARER?

About The Author
Write more, WELL IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE MY LIFE STORY FFS IT’S JUST A SYNOPSIS..YOU KNOW A BRIEF OUTLINE… . thats all I have to say. THAT’S IT? THE END? It appears that you relied on some reputable sources to make your point. NOPE JUST MY BRAIN…AND THAT BEING REPUTABLE IS EXTREMELY DOUBTFUL.
You clearly know what you’re talking about. PFFT IF YOU SAY SO COBBER.

Click…Click Visitors

Well hello out there in Blog-Land… such a terrible
description (it reminds me of bog) and I’m not referring to marshes or swamp-lands. Oh lord I just checked my stats – yes we all do, don’t say you don’t! 🙂 As of 7.54pm Thursday night I have clicked over 7,000 visitors.

I am sorry that quite a number of you didn’t stay long enough to comment or hit the like button otherwise I am sure I would have offered you a cup of tea, a beer or a sauvignon blanc.

However you chose not to and that is your prerogative. Regardless of why you visited or how you came to visit I thank you. You have wandered tirelessly amongst the internet and google and other search engines to find something of interest…when in fact you just found me.. sad but true. This woman from The Land Down Under, who writes (prolifically) about any thing that enters her head.

From little things big things grow…they say.

Yes I am indebted to my regulars who hit the button, who spend time to comment and it truly is a wondrous thing that they do and I am very grateful, for those of you in other countries that have probably ventured into my domain (without realising) apologises.

Was my tag too convincing… did I lure you under false pretence? Or where you genuinely interested in finding what this woman who you don’t know from a grain of salt had written about?

as they say SPEAK OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE … SO if you have stumbled upon my site… PLEASE don’t be shy.. that’s all I’m saying.

Thank you my followers I love you all – PLEASE also remember now that I am working again I may not have time to comment on each of your posts, but I try damn hard to, for you have given me the curtesy and I shall reciprocate. If I hit the like button and don’t comment – I HAVE read your post I just can’t muster a response…it takes me a good 1.5 to 2 hours to read you all, like & comment and that’s before I even start to post anything. Without you I wouldn’t write…without your support, your encouragement and you commitment to me I would be nothing – to each and every one of you…I thank you and remember I enjoy your posts immensely and will continue to follow.

xx

Shop till you drop

Today was hunt for shoes day (last weekend it was hunt for furniture day) & I ended up having a shoes & pants day.

Take your mind back to a previous post (if you read it that is) where the search for the plain linen pants consumed me. I did manage to find a nice pair of ‘more dressier’ black linen for $150.00aud….yes eeek.Last weekend whilst Mr S and I looked for furniture we popped into a shopping centre where I purchased a pair of open toe black leather wedges to go with said pants..(see pic but in black)                  (PIC Courtesy of Google)

This size heel

Today (well & everyday) because I’m a little fussy with pants and shoes and what combination goes best with what I was on the hunt for flat shoes to go with the bargain pair of linen pants I purchased whilst furniture shopping (as we do) are you keeping up still?

Anywho in this centre I spied a rack out the front saying $35.00, my heart skipped a few beats, there before my very eyes were 2 pairs of beige (European..so they have to be good right?) ‘more casual’ linen pants…1 pair size 14..damn it I muttered. Mr S kept a close vigil waiting to see if I would spontaneously combust or not. I feverishly grabbed the other pair size 10..Oh lordy a smile beamed across this womans dial. I looked at the price tag $294.00!! What noooo, can’t be right… I looked again, I wasn’t seeing things, then I looked at the rack marked $35.00. Hopefully someone didn’t put them back onto the wrong rack. PLEAZE let them fit I secretly prayed.

Smiling at Mr S I dashed to the change room, kicking off my shoes & shimmying out of my jeans faster than lighting to pull on the linen. YES YES, turned each way in the mirror they will fit. Up they went, zip done, button up (without having to draw a deep breath in or lie down on floor with a coat hanger) right place at the right time..one very happy bunny.

So with wide leg linen pants for a more casual look flat shoes were the go, but alas tracking through 4 stores I couldn’t find a pair. Slightly higher shoes for the dressy pair & flat shoes for the casual pair…yes I know I may seem weird but that’s how I roll.

Today we went to another centre ‘mumsy’ was on a mission! I did find a pair of flat shoes that I could wear with said beige linen, which I bought (because well a girl has to do what a girl has to do & they were reduced) but my hunt continues. All was not lost however  as I found an ankle length drop waist full skirt (reduced from $90 to $30), then a black pretty T to go with it. Ahhhh bliss another outfit. I said to Mr S on the way home I think the amount of clothes in my wardrobe now is the most I have EVER had in my life.

Which is true as mums we provide for our kids, we then have mortgages, furniture,cars,utility bills,food …the list is a endless as we know, now finally at fifty….(something) I have started to buy for MOI..hallelujah I hear you cry (you aren’t ..hmm just me then)

Which brings me to these…

(Pic Courtesy of Google)

how does one walk in them? Call me a fuddy duddy…but these are shoes for wearing out when you’re not planning to walk any distance at all.

They are ‘Don’t my legs look great in these’ but don’t ask me about the pain in my feet or the blisters that are weeping & running down the back of my heels!

Whilst shopping I saw a woman in her late 40’s trying on pair, in fact I think they had a higher heel and I wondered whhyyyyyyyyyy????  I’ve seen the youngens wearing them & almost falling A over T because they cant balance.  Sarah Jessica Parker you have a lot to be accountable for.

Her mother was standing with her saying politely “Don’t you think they’re a little high”?  “No mum I don’t” was the curt reply. Sorry but I personally don’t wish to have feet like this…

Is there a moral to this post…um just that I wear for comfort and can still remain fashionable and don’t let fashion dictate what I should be wearing…..maybe it’s an age thing….

Pic courtesy of google and some poor woman

 

Something a tad lighter

Tonight’s topic is …let me see do I have one or am I just in a “Let’s write something and see who reads” frame of mind, looks to the left…looks to the right…possibly..maybe. The email may come up on their inbox …new post from ramblings yadda yadda & they will read the 1st few lines and say “Whatevs” or “Gawd not another ramble from ramblings” or “What the dickens is she on about now?”

Insert opening to the story that I started which I gave you a glimpse of ..yes cast your minds back.. the one where she starts off sitting by a tree I have deemed that too boring. I seem to be in blog-mania and not get down and continue with this book mania. Anywho I changed the beginning to…

He held back her head; her throat exposed, that way he wouldn’t have to see the expression in her eyes, the fear of death about to strike. She felt limp in his arms; the sedative he slipped into her drink was enough to make her succumb. He didn’t like battles; he didn’t want the struggle as he had with the others. This time it would be peaceful, he actually felt sorry for her as the blade slid its way across from one ear lobe to the other. He lifted his head high and closed his eyes and drew in a breath as he heard her blood spill forth from the opening he had made.

Now that that has cheered you up … Ok so it didn’t ..but it’s all about grabbing the readers attention after all.

Because my last post about my Pop was .. well forgive me but  I had a very bad day and not a good sleep last night due to it, so I felt I should lighten the mood a tad (see title of post).

Anyway I have a question – my pictures disappear from my posts – yes I know I swipe them from Google and yes I know there are copyright laws..but how do others post pics from Google and they still remain?

I have now found a website with “free images” not that I want to bombard you with images but it’s nice to break up the vocab..especially when it doesn’t make much sense (as mine tend to do sometimes). Am I rambling? I feel I am. My moods make me that way. I had a crappy day at the new job… well not a day…but a moment… we all have them, I just didn’t expect it within the 1st few weeks!  Forgive all my dots too I seem to be on a roll with them.

Maybe I am posting because I haven’t had my fix of daily posting…and even though my subject matter is pretty useless  I still need the fix..

Ok so random – does anyone pay attention to their stats? Or am I taking the blog thing waaaay too seriously? Been down the last few days, the columns haven’t risen very high (chuckles to myself) at how sad I am for actually saying that (and no I’m not being serious) just an observation.

Well that’s it…can’t think of anything else. If you have read – I thank you – if you have read and hit the like button I thank you more -if you have read hit the like and commented I love you –  if you have read the email and deleted..well I have no words, insert (I’m joking).

So that is my random – had my fix – trying to lighten my mood up post. Luv ‘ya faces. xx

PS: Posts shouldn’t always be serious & have something enlightening or thought provoking….should they??