A whole lot about nothing at all really, just a bit of nuttery.

There comes a time, inner voice squawked, when she may just want to post something different.

Oh, really, do tell Self replied, what else is she capable of? It’s either poetry (and at times that’s debatable if it actually is) her penguins (which I believe are the parents) her work (zzzzzz) her kids (zzzzzz)  kids stories or some gibberish. Are you trying to tell me that she can actually come up with something different that will make people say Yay Mumsy/Rambly/Rambles…what ever they are calling her this week ~ ooer that’s a nice change?

Well inner voice said rather sheepishly, she does have a sense of humour, perhaps she could try and do something with it? She’s a bit of a worrier Self – if anyone knows that it should be you. I think she can bring it on.

Sense of humour, this should be good.  What the hell would she say that would have em rolling on the floor with laughter and keep their attention span for longer than 30 seconds?

Inner voice started to squirm,  I am sure she can, she just needs a little prompting, she’s a bit bored you know, waiting at home day after day, waiting for a phone call, so it could be tricky to bring it out in the open.

Well, if you can get it to happen kudos to you my friend, otherwise you have wasted not only my time but the poor buggers that are reading this already.

I wish you weren’t such a negative Self. Not everything that she does is serious or dark. Life has its funny moments and she can make people laugh, but I think she finds it tricky when just writing words and not face to face. She’s good at the face to face funny.

May I remind you this isn’t face to face, it’s her words, typed on her keyboard whilst she stares at her MAC which she gets angry at by the way, you know I saw her hit MAC monitor once, when he put that coloured spinning wheel up and she couldn’t do anything but wait. I can tell you we talked about it afterwards, he was not a happy  bunny. She’s not into waiting, not much patience at times.

Can you hear that music she’s playing through MAC now? Don’t think he’d be happy with it at all, kinda depressing isn’t it and she flicks from one song to another, it’s a wonder MAC can keep upright.

No, actually I quite like it, has a nice beat, anyway, you’re sidetracking my train of thought here. Wait!

What now?

A funny thing happened today though, she wrote a comment on a post to a Scottish lady she follows http://scottishmomus.wordpress.com and they were talking about tunes and she said she had an earworm of The Little Drummer Boy in head, and the Scottish lady replied….. Self stop screwing up your face it was funny.

Okay I’ll bite what was so funny about it?

Well, how on earth do you expect me to remember from this afternoon, hang on I’ll look into her post comments and find it.

For gawds sake I  can see where she gets her lack of patience from. Here it is look>>>>And now that tune is stuck in my head, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. It’ s gonna stay right there, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. That was unfair, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, ru-pa-pa-pum…………… It better be gone in the morn, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. I’ll get you back for this, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. Just you wait and see, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, ru-pa-pa-pum…….

Oh, bloody hell, this is an awful tune, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. If this is what’s in you, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, You must be going lulu, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, ru-pa-pa-pum…….
My brain is fit to burst, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, this is the worst, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum. I’m gonna be so pissed, pa-ru-pa-pa-pum, ru-pa-pa-pum………
Why, Jenny, why? x

See Self, admit it you smiled didn’t you? I saw it I saw a smile, so does that mean she is smiling too?

But THAT was Scottish lady being funny – not her!

You’re such a grumpy bugger Self.

Come on smile and she may too and that may kick start her funny stuff. There is something good out of our conversation you know?

Really , pray tell what is that?

We got to the end.

Spam-a-licious Numero 7

Yes ok it’s Friday night, the working week is done and dusted and I have had a wine or two, to well…. relax, so before I got into anything to heavy I thought a little more Spam-a-licious should be dealt with.    Awww come on it’s not THAT bad!

This time I shall put the post what site they are referring to…My response to Mr. Spam is in CAPS and red.

Norrie MacIver ‘A RRIBHINN OG BHEIL CUIMHN AGAD’ – This part was part of the Title by the way, not my response.

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Spam-a-licious # 5
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What attracts a reader
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My Sanctuary – Picture It & Write
i didn’t like this post very much HOW VERY DARE YOU! but all of your other posts are very good. INDIAN GIVER.

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The Song- A prompt from Magpie Tales
Hey there, HI HOW YOU DOIN’? You’ve done a great job. GREAT THANKS – NO REALLY LOVIN’ THE BS YOU KEEP SPINNING. I will definitely digg it ERM DIGG IT? YOU WANT TO BURY WHAT I WRITE? and in my opinion suggest to my friends.OK SHALL WE MEET AT THE CEMETERY – YOUR FRIENDS AND I? I am confident they’ll be benefited from this site. OH …MY DREAM COME TRUE, FOR YOUR MATES TO BENEFIT…

Visits in the Dark – Vis-Dare # 6
his article WHAT’S THIS ‘HIS’ BUSINESS???? is very nice understanding the patients is very important from this i understood everything thank you. PATIENTS THAT ARE UNDERSTANDING? UNDERSTANDING PATIENCE? BLIMEY MATE COULD YOU BE A LITTLE CLEARER?

About The Author
Write more, WELL IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE MY LIFE STORY FFS IT’S JUST A SYNOPSIS..YOU KNOW A BRIEF OUTLINE… . thats all I have to say. THAT’S IT? THE END? It appears that you relied on some reputable sources to make your point. NOPE JUST MY BRAIN…AND THAT BEING REPUTABLE IS EXTREMELY DOUBTFUL.
You clearly know what you’re talking about. PFFT IF YOU SAY SO COBBER.

Spam-a-licious # 3

I required a bit of cheering up today so sorry more Spam-a-licious coming your way (especially for lynettedartycross.com)        😉

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I certainly did not comprehend that. Comprehend what? Learnt 1 thing new today! I have the cheer squad at the ready..oh you already learnt something.. Thanks for that. I’m hear for ‘ya- no wuckers mate. 

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I intercepted that bitch having an affair with an alternative female patient directly on PlayerBlock



Loving the SPAM right now – my replies of course are in caps…I know..I know you figured that out already. 🙂









Fuzzy wuzzy was a worm and I’m not talking what’s in Tequila

and fuzzy wuzzy was a worm
or that is how it’s told

does fuzzy mean partake of
sssh I’m not so bold

as to write a piece of
prose based on wine
that I have drunk?

forgive me (hic) is it
that bad? Crap 😦
is it really junk?

yes I’ve had a wine
or two
don’t think bad of me
my dears

tis been a long day that
I have had and it’s
wine not umpteen beers

so fuzzy maybe what has
come for wuzzy has dissolved
or is that wuzzy that has
emerged and fuzzy’s
been dissolved?

Pfft I’m not clear on
what I say, my brain has
turned to mush

and when I wake
and read this again
I am sure I’m bound
to blush

but put your hands up
if your game
to say you have
‘been there’

I’m sure you have
it’s not unheard
I’m sure you’ll want
to share…..

I can never look a bottle of Barcadi Rum in the face again…or is that bottle… or…

What have you drunk …but never will again?

Between you and me

Me: Here’s the thing, I have been on a poetic journey of late.

You: That’s just erm wonderful rambly (or whatever the heck your name is now)

Me: Yes today alone I think I did 4 or 5 and couldn’t stop, well I did at one point as I went out for dinner with Mr. S and 3 others.

You: (Yawning) can you get on with it.

Me: So I’m really sorry if I inundated your in-box.

You: No matter, I just deleted every email that sprung up with ramblingsfromamum.

Me: Anywhoo, I write what makes me happy and poetry was the calling for today it seemed.

You: Yup, get that too and?

Me: So now I want to quickly tell you about my night at the Restaurant.

You: Could I be so lucky..?

Me: I went to a Teppanyaki Restaurant, which I have never experienced before.

You: Yay could you make this anymore interesting? I’m late for my appointment to get my toe nails cut.

Me: It was fascinating to watch, they cooked in front of us, they actually threw food, not all of it, which we had to catch in our mouths.

You: Terrific the image of you with food slopped on your cheek is an image I could only dream of.

Me: We also had to hold bowls and catch more empty bowls by the Chef.

You: This just keeps getting better..

Me: Then we had to catch a bowl full of fried rice in the bowls we already held.

You: I can hardly contain my excitement.

Me: There was one part I hated, the couple alongside us, who we didn’t know ordered live lobster. They had just ..well cut it in half and put it on the hot plate..and it kept moving..for a while..

You: I feel your pain (no actually I feel more for the lobster).

Me: I couldn’t look at him I held a napkin over my face.

You: The lobster was probably wishing he could have done the same thing.

Me: Moving right along then, I see you are losing your patience.

You: No shit Sherlock.

Me: This couple we found out (who had ordered the lobster) had been together 3 years and had come from previous marriages he with 10 kids and she with 4. 14 children can you believe that?

You: You’re tellin’ the story.







Hump Day Humour #3

The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation flypast over the Houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.

Lean back a bit from your
 computer monitor and squint. Seriously…push your chair back a couple of feet..
My hat is off to the man that was leading this Squadron!


Hump Day Humour

Signs you’re older than you thought….

– You can live without sex but not without glasses. – Your back goes out more than you do. – You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

Juz  sayin…

A woman’s idea of romance is candles and satin sheets. A man’s idea of romance is “Hi Honey, I bought you some edible underwear!”

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Why don’t oysters give to charity?   Because they’re shellfish.

Ok I’ll try better next week I promise.