A whimsical look at the Stat Bar

oh my dear

stress stress and finger nail biting
what ever shall I do?

my stats have fallen…….

plummeted in fact

should I be sad and feeling blue?

one day the graph had peaked so high

the last few days

it’s hit the floor

what shall I do, what can I do

views and visitors

do I want more?

so I haven’t blogged a lot of late

I haven’t been………. prolific
BUT 247 to now 13

well it’s enough to make me vomit

get angry but don’t shy away

or have me say tut-tut

never mind if I have naught to say
come back  – you there  – come back?!

I plead to raise that big blue bar
you know you want to see me smile

or would you rather

hear me whinge …..roll my eyes and sigh?

has it really got this bad I ask?
or must I write 10 posts a day or more?

Is that what you require of me

to see those blue sticks soar?

So give me to the weekend

I promise I shall write

but for now I’ve been at work all day

and it’s time to say good night