No I’m not talking
I’m talking Shopping Centres
Can we PLEASE have some semblance of order whilst walking people, either stick to the left or the right and maintain it?
Can, if you are standing on the escalator PLEASE keep to one side – not smack bang in the
middle so none of us more urgent shoppers ie moi can pass you?
Can you PLEASE when walking down the strip of said shopping centre (Mall) if you don’t want to keep to one side that you at least look behind you when you drift, so you don’t step on my toes?
Can you PLEASE not text on your phone as you walk, glancing up VERY occasionally to see if you’re going to collide with me?
Can you PLEASE not have a conversation that is making you so obviously brain numb that you crawl at a snails pace and get me even more frustrated?
Can you PLEASE keep your little darling offspring under control so they don’t dart in-between or around my legs?
Can you PLEASE watch your damn trolley if you insist on carting your precious 3 articles around with you and not dig into the back of my ankles?
Lastly do you rally want to know what the sperm count was that they analysed from said hand rails of escalators?
Thought not…and what on earth would possess them to analyse that anyway??
Consideration people of others, who don’t want to do the ‘duck and weave’ every time they shop!
Till next time viewers.